So I had an epiphany this morning while sitting in traffic, watching the lady in the beige Volvo ahead of me fix her hair.
…As much as we Americans love to heap praise on our Founding Fathers for making this “Great Nation” possible, I sometimes wonder. How shocked would many of us be if said historical figures were brought back to life one day, and to a man, only had one thing to say? Specifically the phrase, “My God, what the actual fuck were you people thinking?!”